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Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

If you like boobs and incense then this is the incense burner for you!

Now, straight up, we have no idea how this thing works but it’s called a backflow incense burner. Whatever backflow is, we’re assuming that’s what causes the incense smoke to pour out of this mermaid’s nipples like awesome smelling milk.

Nobody should ever need this much incense but if you check out that photo (and manage to look at the rest of it besides just the massive mermaid boobs) you’ll see that this incense burner can hold at least one cone and an incense stick at the same time. The cone shelf is the only one that will let the smoke run out through the nipple holes, though, so if you’re ordering incense at the same time as the holder then make sure to get cones instead of sticks.

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