Is there anything more American than guns and money?
Yes: fake tits.
Show those fake American titties the respect they deserve by using a money gun to rain down the cash. The Cash Cannon is a battery operated gun that shoots up to 100 bills (or similar paper slips) across the room. Better yet, use two! If you and your friend are going on a team mission, don’t forget the Wingman tandem shot glass!
Definitely make sure everyone in the room knows what this contraption is first, though. The last thing you want is for an overzealous strip club bouncer to think you’re about to taze the shit out of Zirconia right in the middle of her grand finale![Looking for more fun with guns? Scope out drunkMall’s Guns o’ Fun gift guide!]