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Living the Dream Shower Curtain

Living the Dream Shower Curtain

Get your mind right every morning with a reminder of that good life! Maybe you're already living it, maybe not. But if you think about what it takes to really be happy, well, it ain't much. Good food, good fun,…

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Ice Cream Sandwich Bench

Ice Cream Sandwich Bench

It's an indoor bench designed to look like a classic ice cream sandwich! Does furniture get any cooler than this? No, it does not. Perhaps the best thing about this bench is that it almost looks like just a normal piece…

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Nightmare Before Christmas Cardigan

Nightmare Before Christmas Cardigan

Stay warm out there, Halloween Town! Take a classic Fair Isle style cardigan, give it The Nightmare Before Christmas treatment and you get this magnificent black and white sweater that's perfect for fall! The Nightmare Before Christmas sweater features suitable…

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Standup Drum Kit

Standup Drum Kit

Here's the thing about drums. Two things, as a matter of fact. #1 - drums take up way too much space They just do. If you have to choose between having a bed or playing an instrument because they won't…

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Pillow Rocks

Pillow Rocks

Comfortable head rests that resemble the literal definition of discomfort: rocks! For fans of geology, volcanoes and they even kinda look like moon rocks a little bit so also outer space probably, it's stone pillows! Don't worry, they're soft. They…

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Ghostbusters Cycling Jersey

Ghostbusters Cycling Jersey

You ain't 'fraid of no laps, right?! Then all you need is to make sure you're dressed appropriately for the occasion! This is a Brainstorm Gear cycling jersey manufactured with cutting edge moisture wicking technology. That means when sweat comes…

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Home Flotation Tank

Home Flotation Tank

You don't need to own anything on this planet except a (reasonably healthy) body and mind in order to meditate. If you've let your sitting practice slide due to this excuse or that, sorry to tell you that we aren't…

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Star Wars OST Picture Disc LPs

Star Wars OST Picture Disc LPs

Hear (and see) the score from A New Hope like never before on this beautiful picture disc vinyl rerelease! John William's original score for the original Star Wars film is among the most widely recognized and beloved music in human history.…

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Fart Filtering Panties

Fart Filtering Panties

Now, girls don't fart, of course. Everyone knows that. But if they did fart, then wouldn't it be great if their dirty kimchi tofu ramen noodle ass-plosions never made so much as a whiff of stink? Again, we know girls don't…

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Versatile Vibrator

Versatile Vibrator

The sex toy innovation keeps coming and coming! As far as vibrators are concerned, a person usually owns zero vibrators, one vibrator or there's an entire drawer in their house that you'd be embarrassed to open. That's because there are…

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Japanese Blanket Table

Japanese Blanket Table

The problem with tables is that they aren't blankets and the problem with blankets is that they aren't tables. You're cozy and warm underneath a blanket... Where you gonna set that bowl of oatmeal? Okay, so you take a blanket…

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Flying Fuck

Who gives a flying fuck? Well, you can give one this Christmas if you want! The setup is the same as a standard remote control helicopter toy. Except, you know, instead of a miniature Apache helicopter body or something, the…

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