How and Why to Punch Dolphins Guidebook
It’s a problem as old as time itself.
That age old dilemma, “When is it appropriate to punch a dolphin?”
There may be more answers to this question than you would assume. This book, for instance, holds 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin directly in its face.
And that’s not all!
Other helpful guides in this book include 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War and 6 Reasons Bacon Is Better Than True Love. It’s like if Buzzfeed wrote about things you actually want to know, basically.
Brought to you by The Oatmeal, every page of this book features something funny. (Literally, if you don’t laugh then it’s your own fault.) There’s also a pull-out poster on the inside, for everyone who still has some bare space on their walls that needs covering with laughter!