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Aquarium Labyrinth

Aquarium Labyrinth

  • Apr 16, 2017

Does this remind anyone else of an underwater sealab compound? Such a "70s dentist office" vibe coming off this labyrinth of aquariums! A series of full orb fishbowls are connected by tubes to form one incredible aqua habitat! The complex…

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How and Why to Punch Dolphins Guidebook

How and Why to Punch Dolphins Guidebook

  • Mar 31, 2017

It's a problem as old as time itself. That age old dilemma, "When is it appropriate to punch a dolphin?" There may be more answers to this question than you would assume. This book, for instance, holds 5 very good…

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Tiered Betta Aquariums

Tiered Betta Aquariums

  • Mar 16, 2017

Keep several Betta fish in this stylish aquarium! That's right, the type of fish famously referred to as the "Siamese fighting fish" because it's so freaking territorial that placing two males in the same fish tank is almost guaranteed to…

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Aquatic Ice Pop Molds

Aquatic Ice Pop Molds

  • Mar 13, 2017

You know it's better under the sea! Take treat time to the depths of the ocean with this quality ice pop molding kit. Frozen desserts never go out of style but unnecessary sugar, preservatives and mysterious additives lose more friends…

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RC Flying Shark

RC Flying Shark

  • Mar 05, 2017

You've seen Sharknado. Wait, you haven't seen Sharknado? Fix your life. Alright, for everyone who has it together and has seen Sharknado, you know the drill. The game has changed. Sharks aren't perfect death machines handcrafted by years of evolution…

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EXCLUSIVE: punkMall

EXCLUSIVE: punkMall

  • Mar 04, 2017

Start practicing your "oi" now - the punk shelf of your closet needs some freshening up! Save all the talk about who or what is and isn't "punk" because that's not what this is about. (Seriously? Look at the website…

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Smart Bobber

Smart Bobber

  • Feb 15, 2017

Back in the day, you used to have to waste hours of your life trying to figure out if there were even any fish in the spots you decided to try casting a line. Not anymore! Now all you need is…

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Stackable Fish Condos

Stackable Fish Condos

  • Feb 03, 2017

Fish are the oh-fish-ial pet of cleanly people who don't want all the hair, shit and chaos of owning a cat or a dog. Cats and dogs are amazing but they aren't for everyone or every living situation. Fish, on…

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EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash

  • Dec 24, 2016

Okay, people, this is what we play for! As of right now it is Christmas mutha flippin' Eve and that means we're well on the inside of 24 hours until the annual ritual of reaping many gifts and rewards for…

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Mermaid Socks

Mermaid Socks

  • Nov 26, 2016

Fancy yourself a bit of a mermaid but aren't ready to take that last step into a full-on tail? These socks have you covered! Separately (or while wearing shoes) the print looks like a pinkish, orangey socks with an unusual pattern…

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Whale Knife

Whale Knife

  • Oct 28, 2016

Whale that's a pretty cool knife right there! Don't get it wrong - just because this chef's knife looks exactly like a cute whale doesn't mean you shouldn't respect it or treat it with the same reverence as some overpriced…

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Sexy Merman Ornament

Sexy Merman Ornament

  • Oct 21, 2016

Hey, sailor! You have to go on the dark web to buy a real merman online, so the best we can do for you is this sexy sea captain merman ornament. If there was a version of The Village People…

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