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Touchscreen Upgrade Kit

Touchscreen Upgrade Kit

  • Feb 18, 2017

Add touchscreen capability to your laptop with no special tech knowledge required at all! In theory, those convertible tablet/laptop units seem like a great idea but the reality is almost always a bummer. Tablets just can't duplicate the functionality of…

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Smart Bobber

Smart Bobber

  • Feb 15, 2017

Back in the day, you used to have to waste hours of your life trying to figure out if there were even any fish in the spots you decided to try casting a line. Not anymore! Now all you need is…

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Self Rolling Yoga Mat

Self Rolling Yoga Mat

  • Feb 13, 2017

When you do yoga right, the world feels like a magical place - and it just got a bit more magical! You know that feeling of walking out of a good yoga session. Unless someone backed in to your car…

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Penis Worship Lighter

Penis Worship Lighter

  • Feb 12, 2017

In the long tradition of greasy gold chains worn on exposed hairy chests and TIME TO FUCK wristwatches, we proudly direct your attention to this lighter in the form of a gargantuan golden cock being embraced (worshipped?) by a naked…

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Monty Python Watch

Monty Python Watch

  • Feb 11, 2017

At this point, it looks like The Ministry of Silly Walks may find work in the current administration any day now... Whether or not that ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT comedy sketch from Monty Python becomes a reality in modern American politics, it…

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Smart Lighting Upgrade

Smart Lighting Upgrade

  • Feb 08, 2017

Every light switch in your house is stupid. Now hang on, don't get offended! All we're saying is that your light switches are not smart. You know, like, they can't be controlled with a smartphone like how all the cool…

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Phone Case With Wallet Compartment

Phone Case with Wallet Compartment

  • Feb 07, 2017

Anyone walking around with a phone as well as any form of wallet is carrying too much stuff around. You don't have to do that anymore, people! This phone case has a wallet compartment hidden in the back of it. Flip…

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Ferrofluid Desk Toy

Ferrofluid Desk Toy

  • Feb 05, 2017

Here's something for all of you "social media managers" sitting at your desks, pretending to work when really you're just browsing reddit and Facebook to kill time before you check LinkedIn again to see if anyone in your "network" has a…

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EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

  • Feb 04, 2017

In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…

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Wireless Headphones Receiver

Wireless Headphones Receiver

  • Feb 03, 2017

You don't have to spring for expensive wireless headphones! Podo Labs is about to release JACK, which is a small device that makes any headphone wireless. The little clip-on unit has a bluetooth receiver. You simply plug your regular headphones'…

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Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

  • Feb 02, 2017

Sitting at a computer all day every day can be really bad for your body. That's not what your system was made to do, like even a little bit, so you probably need to make adjustments to your setup to…

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Chicken Ramen Phone Case

Chicken Ramen Phone Case

  • Jan 28, 2017

Who feels like chicken (flavor) tonight? And tomorrow... and the next day... The appearance of this phone case is instantly recognizable to every one of you who had to pay off a student loan or work for two years as…

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