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Monster Grandfather Clock

Monster Grandfather Clock

  • Apr 19, 2017

There's something so "90s┬ásci-fi" about these grandfather clocks. Like, if you've ever seen Event Horizon, Demolition Man or Starship Troopers then you should have no trouble at all imagining a clock like this in the background of any night scene…

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Kiss Messaging

Kiss Messaging

  • Apr 18, 2017

Whether you're in a long-distance relationship, still in that first phase of addictive lust with someone or just a really "kiss kiss" type of person, you're gonna want to pay attention to this technological breakthrough. Kissenger is the world's first…

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Hologram Lamp

Hologram Lamp

  • Apr 14, 2017

This is just a cool, futuristic looking lamp that would fit in with any sort of "clean" aesthetic of a home or office space or anything like that. They have all sorts of designs. You can get ones featuring imagery…

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Collapsible Foam Roller

Collapsible Foam Roller

  • Apr 13, 2017

Iron out the kinks of your musculature while on the move! Foam rollers, if you don't know what you're looking at, are like having your very own masseuse on call for whenever you need or want. Just like you'd have…

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Cargo Carrier Robot

Cargo Carrier Robot

  • Apr 12, 2017

The days of carrying your own, uh, anything around may be quite limited. Gita is a cargo vehicle capable of intelligently tracking and following you! Like a well-trained animal, the unit stays on your tail while creating a 3D map…

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STFU Phone Case

STFU Phone Case

  • Apr 11, 2017

The official phone case of everyone who makes sure they stare intently at their phone the entire time they're in public so hopefully people will leave them alone. You won't have to worry about accidentally smiling or laughing at something…

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Eggplant USB Drive

Eggplant USB Drive

  • Apr 09, 2017

This has got to be the best way to store one's private collection of dick pics. Like, you can put whatever you want on there, obviously. It's just a USB flash drive, after all. But when you've got a flash…

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Wires for Wireless Earphones

Wires for Wireless Earphones

  • Apr 08, 2017

This move is sheer genius. Take any product you can think of and remove a part of it that nobody asked you to remove. Then sell that part of it back to them separately at additional cost. For everyone who…

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Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan

Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan

  • Apr 08, 2017

Did you know that eating ice cream when it's hot outside doesn't actually help you cool down? Apparently putting all that sugar and cream into your system causes your body temperature to rise. Of course, you should feel totally free…

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Glow in the Dark Glass Jellyfish

Glow in the Dark Glass Jellyfish

  • Apr 06, 2017

Jellyfish are so amazing! Can we nerd out over jellyfish for a minute? Did you know that jellyfish: can clone themselves can live forever like peanut butter do not have brains can glow in the dark and so much more!…

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Searing Torch Attachment

Searing Torch Attachment

  • Apr 05, 2017

You ever sit around and watch, say, 9 consecutive hours of Food Network, well, you're probably well on your way to catching the cooking bug, to say the least... Browsing the sale sections of Amazon... Looking to pick up those…

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Sushi Phone Stand

Sushi Phone Stand

  • Apr 03, 2017

Prop up your phone with the fun and flavor of delicious sushi! In today's fast-paced scramble through days saturated with constant streams of new information, it's far too easy to feel like you can't set your phone down even for…

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