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Doggystyle Skeleton Sex Statue

Doggystyle Skeleton Sex Statue

  • Feb 15, 2017

The hip bone's connected to the butt bone when this statue is on display! You know what they say, everyone's the same on the inside. We're all just skeletons banging it out with each other when the lights are off,…

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Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

  • Feb 14, 2017

If you like boobs and incense then this is the incense burner for you! Now, straight up, we have no idea how this thing works but it's called a backflow incense burner. Whatever backflow is, we're assuming that's what causes…

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Penis Worship Lighter

Penis Worship Lighter

  • Feb 12, 2017

In the long tradition of greasy gold chains worn on exposed hairy chests and TIME TO FUCK wristwatches, we proudly direct your attention to this lighter in the form of a gargantuan golden cock being embraced (worshipped?) by a naked…

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EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

  • Feb 11, 2017

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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Weird Metal Sex Tools

Weird Metal Sex Tools

  • Feb 08, 2017

Y'all are into some freaky business, you know that? But we're not here to judge. We're here to indulge you in your strangest obsessions. Today, that means bringing attention to these metal tools we found the other day. Don't worry…

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Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

  • Feb 02, 2017

Sitting at a computer all day every day can be really bad for your body. That's not what your system was made to do, like even a little bit, so you probably need to make adjustments to your setup to…

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EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff

  • Jan 28, 2017

Butts are so in right now! Butts have always been in, though, because of science and how people need to want to do sex to each other to further the species and all of that and so on, etc. So butts are…

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Dick Nose Face Mask

Dick Nose Face Mask

  • Jan 28, 2017

Yo, what up, dick nose?!? Never in the history of all mankind has it been easier to put a fake cock right smack dab in the middle of your face than right now! Now we're not saying that putting a penis…

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Sexual Origami Book

Sexual Origami Book

  • Jan 25, 2017

There's an ancient Japanese tradition that any individual person who folds one thousand origami cranes will be granted one wish by the gods. Seems like any gods who made that deal would be open to a similar deal for anyone…

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Fuckboy Bot

Fuckboy Bot

  • Jan 18, 2017

Fuckboys are not on the endangered species list but dealing with them just got way easier! Boy Bye Bot is a fake phone number that you can give to any dude who really shouldn't have your real phone number, for…

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Obscene Ashtray

Obscene Ashtray

  • Jan 11, 2017

Wow! Right? Oh, you'd better believe there's a market for this type of merchandise and there has been for a W-H-I-L-E now... Basically every porn producer in The '70s had an ashtray like this in their office... their house... the…

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Crotchless Leggings

Crotchless Leggings

  • Jan 09, 2017

This is how you know the yoga pants craze has gotten fully out of control. Actually, it's probably a pretty strong indicator of any marketable trend reaching critical mass when product makers are sitting around thinking things like, "Okay, we've…

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