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Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float

Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float

  • Apr 22, 2017

It's a good thing Kim Kardashian's ass never did break the Internet because if that had happened then you'd probably never find out about this pool float. That's right. Like a fame groupie's dream come to life, you can now…

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Slutty Cereals

Slutty Cereals

  • Apr 21, 2017

Start off your day the freaky way with some kinked out breakfast cereal! It's not an ad agency mockup. It's not a joke. These cereals are the real deal, available for purchase and enjoyment right now! Unless you grew up…

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Dick Pillows

Dick Pillows

  • Apr 20, 2017

Stiff neck? Maybe you should prop your head up with a nice cock pillow. Maybe it's been too long since you had an erect one in your life, you know? That's just one of many excellent reasons to purchase a…

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Bear Bikini Top

Bear Bikini Top

  • Apr 20, 2017

Good news, baby bear cubs! Maybe the cutest top ever is right here, available to order - at least, while supplies last. (The medium size is already sold out.) The obvious selling point here is the adorable bears on the…

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Kiss Messaging

Kiss Messaging

  • Apr 18, 2017

Whether you're in a long-distance relationship, still in that first phase of addictive lust with someone or just a really "kiss kiss" type of person, you're gonna want to pay attention to this technological breakthrough. Kissenger is the world's first…

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Mail-A-Butt

Mail-A-Butt

  • Apr 16, 2017

You probably never realized that you want to send a butt in the mail to someone but you so totally do. And who could blame you for that? Cheekmail fashions little butt casts made of plaster for you to send…

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Eggplant USB Drive

Eggplant USB Drive

  • Apr 09, 2017

This has got to be the best way to store one's private collection of dick pics. Like, you can put whatever you want on there, obviously. It's just a USB flash drive, after all. But when you've got a flash…

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Naked Grandma Phone Case

Naked Grandma Phone Case

  • Mar 28, 2017

Pink is not dead. Neither is punk and neither are grandmas. Well, some grandmas are dead. But the concept of grandmas is as alive as ever. Aliver, even! Golden Girls is so hot right now - and, honestly, grandmas these…

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Pig Thong

Pig Thong

  • Mar 26, 2017

Not all men are pigs - but they can be if they would like! All you gotta do is strap your junk into this piggy thong and you could be well on your way to makin' bacon alllll the way home!…

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Big Stripper Gnome

Big Stripper Gnome

  • Mar 25, 2017

Ooh la la! Let your freak flag fly a little bit with this risqué variation on the garden gnome theme. Instead of a regular ass garden gnome, this is more like the stripping gnome that would be working the shady…

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Knitted Boobs Koozie

Knitted Boobs Koozie

  • Mar 22, 2017

Few things in life are as comforting as beer and boobs. Bring these two beautiful things together with one knitted koozie! Wrap your comfort beverage up in your favorite body part with this booby-licious koozie. Breast-themed beer koozies are not…

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EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear

EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear

  • Mar 18, 2017

Underwear are fun. That's simply a fact. But the "fun" in "funderwear" means functional today! Skivvies, panties, pants, underpants - whatever you call your underthings, they serve a purpose. That's why you wear them. drunkMall is all about taking it to…

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