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Nipple Enhancement Device

Nipple Enhancement Device

  • Aug 18, 2017

Everyone can use a little help with their nipples every now and then. Maybe you've got a hot date tonight or, hey, maybe tonight's a big sex cam show for you or something! Well you don't want to leave the…

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Tongue Jewelry

Tongue Jewelry

  • Jul 21, 2017

Anyone still got a tongue piercing out there? What's that? The porn stars do? Okay, well here's one for the porn stars, then. Actually, this is just an example of one. They have like over 30 designs of tongue jewelry…

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Worst Prank Card Ever

Worst Prank Card Ever

  • Jul 08, 2017

All other prank gift cards can pack up and go home. The game has been won, for real. There are so many types of prank card out there. You've got the audio card that plays a message and won't stop…

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Passport to the Unconscious

Passport to the Unconscious

  • Jul 01, 2017

Did you know that there are people who think they don't have dreams? They think they lay down every night and close there eyes and just... lay there... Of course we know that's not true, don't we? Everyone dreams, every…

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Chocolate Assholes

Chocolate Assholes

  • Jun 30, 2017

Hey, asshole! Want some chocolate? You bet your sweet ass(hole) you do! If there's one thing Belgians know how to do, it's make chocolate. (They've been doing it since the 1800s, after all. Someone would have probably stopped them by…

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Japanese Bondage Coloring Book

Japanese Bondage Coloring Book

  • Jun 17, 2017

Are coloring books the new Tumblr? Because Tumblr hit the scene like ten years ago and their users started posting porn all over the site like 9 years and 364 days ago. Now you can't even open your Tumblr app…

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Giant Beer Glass with Boobs

Giant Beer Glass with Boobs

  • Jun 10, 2017

Grab some ta-tas the next time you reach for a beer with this oh so sexy beer glass! Boobs and beer go together like peanut butter and jelly... like Starsky and Hutch... like Spongebob Squarepants and weed... You get the…

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British Willy Care Kit

British Willy Care Kit

  • Jun 04, 2017

Ah, the British! How is it that everything done overseas seems to be done with so much more ceremony and refinement? Is it the accent? Even their manscaping kits look like something you'd give a person for graduating law school…

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Nobody Likes a Cockblock Book

Nobody Likes a Cockblock Book

  • Jun 03, 2017

Everybody's just trying to get their swerve on, you know? The last thing you want is to have some person keep the good times from rolling. This book explains that in terms that even a child could understand, although you…

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Body Painting Canvas Kit

Body Painting Canvas Kit

  • May 25, 2017

Running out of date ideas? If you've been together that long, perhaps you would be interested in an artistic manifestation of the relationship. You don't even have to invite some possibly sketchy artist from Craigslist over to your place to…

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They Will Never Find Your Body Gift Card

They Will Never Find Your Body Gift Card

  • May 20, 2017

It's always so difficult to find that perfect gift card for that special someone. A card that says both "I really like you" but also "there's a small chance that I'll murder you if this whole thing doesn't work out."…

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Guardians of the Galaxy-Themed Sex Toys

Guardians of the Galaxy-Themed Sex Toys

  • May 20, 2017

Oh, don't act surprised! You're not new to the Internet... You know Rule 34... If it's only a matter of time before any new and popular thing gets turned into porn, then it's only another year or two after that…

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