Ah, the British!
How is it that everything done overseas seems to be done with so much more ceremony and refinement?
Is it the accent?
Even their manscaping kits look like something you’d give a person for graduating law school or something.
The “Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit” comes with the tools you need to get your pubic hair situation in working order. There’s the styling shears, which you can make sure are being used correctly by pairing with the sprucing mirror. Actually, just keep that sprucing mirror in one hand because you’ll want to check every angle while using the fluffing brush and then to ensure that the “evening wear” jewelry is looking fine for when the party comes back home.
You know, for discretion.