Anyone still got a tongue piercing out there?
What’s that? The porn stars do?
Okay, well here’s one for the porn stars, then.
Actually, this is just an example of one. They have like over 30 designs of tongue jewelry here. Some of them are pretty normal, as far as pictures or words a person would have on their tongue.
Then there are other pieces like this tongue barbell that says CUM TUNNEL on it.
Listen, you can laugh now but the next time you see this thing could be right in the middle of a very private moment for you. Just think about how awkward that’s going to be for you to start thinking about this post in that moment.
Really the only thing you can do now is show this to as many people as possible so you’re not the only one that it happens to!