Loveless t-shirt

Look, we don’t have time to get into it but Loveless by My Bloody Valentine is the greatest album that has ever been made. If you haven’t heard it, don’t even listen to it. It’s too good for your first experience to be wasted on the person you are now.

Wait ten years and then listen to it. We’ll be here, waiting to talk to you about it.

“But how will I remember to listen to an album I’ve never heard ten years from the date I found out about it, drunkMall?,” you ask, as if we haven’t thought of everything.

That’s easy: buy this shirt.

Every time an MBV fan freaks out because you’re wearing it, which they will, you’ll have to awkwardly explain that you’ve never actually heard the album. This will happen on such a regular basis there’s no way you’ll forget to listen to Loveless when you finally deserve to hear it.

Try it, you’ll see.

[Find some more epic music merch in our Greatest Hits of the Hype Machine post!]

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