It’s happened to all of us.
You lied about going to the Bahamas over summer vacation when really you just didn’t answer anyone’s texts for six weeks and stayed inside playing 2k career mode… It happens!
Everyone might buy that story about your phone not having service while on “the islands” or you forgetting your charger and deciding to not buy one and just “be in the moment, brah.”
But it would be pretty hard to believe that someone went on such a great vacation and didn’t bring back anything to remember it by. So, here you go. You can buy a real, pretty and awesome conch shell right from the comfort of your home!
Just like the ones sold straight from those divers’ boats on the dock! Except probably cleaner and less ocean smell-y. You know, probably…