They Will Never Find Your Body Gift Card
It’s always so difficult to find that perfect gift card for that special someone. A card that says both “I really like you” but also “there’s a small chance that I’ll murder you if this whole thing doesn’t work out.”
Here is just such a card!
PSA: you should try to be, like, pretty sure the person you give this too is past the point of no return in your relationship. If there’s a decent chance that they could be made to believe you’re secretly a serial killer, then you should probs not hand them an envelope with a note inside that looks like a cliche newspaper cutout ransom letter telling them that their body will never be found…
That being said, if you’ve got a relationship that has room for jokes, the payoff on the inside of this gift card is worth the risk!