Worst Prank Card Ever
All other prank gift cards can pack up and go home. The game has been won, for real. There are so many types of prank card out there. You've got the audio card that plays a message and won't stop…
They Will Never Find Your Body Gift Card
It's always so difficult to find that perfect gift card for that special someone. A card that says both "I really like you" but also "there's a small chance that I'll murder you if this whole thing doesn't work out."…
Bernie Sanders Valentines 3-Pack
Valentine's Day is fast approaching. That's a holiday when everyone who still manages to believe in things like love and monogamy (despite the world happening around them), congratulates everyone else who believes in those things, specifically the one other person…
Cute Animal Sticky Notes
This is absolutely genius. Because if you think about it, you'll realize that sticky notes are almost exclusively used to tell people what to do. Just about every single time you're looking at a sticky note, it's because some other…
Six Pack Christmas Cards
Christmas with the family. It's coming a lot faster then you'd like to think. Once you get old enough that this means dealing with nieces and nephews, alcohol becomes like a secret currency in the house. Yeah, you've all bought…
Cute Puzzle Pieces Gift Card
Gift cards are funny things. Or, like, not funny things would be more accurate, most of the time. But what's "funny" about the whole gift card scenario is that it's really easy to tell when someone just ran into a…
Trailer Park Life Gift Cards
The cards for sale at the local pharmacy are all bullshit. Sweeping calligraphic fonts proclaiming middle-of-the-road positive sentiments... Shitty cartoon puns that make The Family Circus seem funnier than Doug Stanhope... Some half-ass folded piece of paper with hearts on the…
Like and Dislike Stamps
First of all, if Facebook added a "dislike" option to every post, that would change the world. It would be amazing. Can you even imagine? Okay, think about the last conversation you had off-Facebook (a.k.a. in "real" life) about something…
EXCLUSIVE: Pokemon Fever Is Back!
Pokemon Go has basically restructured modern society in less than a month. If you think that's an exaggeration then you probably live on a mountain in Wyoming or something. Go literally anywhere with a lot of people and you will see Pokemon…
Black Metal Thank You Cards
Saying thank you with a face full of corpse paint is not metal. It's not as if black metal fans are rude, necessarily. Yeah, we've seen a few goat beheadings here and couple church burnings there but that's not, like, representative…
Breakup Card
Know what time it is? It's about time for the inevitable demise of all those relationships thrown together real fast by people who can't stand to be alone on Valentine's Day! You've had a little over a month together and…
Least Hated gift card
February 14th is coming up and none of you better sell out and switch over to celebrating V Day instead of Singles Awareness Day - that goes for office parties, too! Valentine's cards are strictly forbidden! Ok, maybe not strictly.…