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Breakup Card

Breakup Card

Know what time it is?

It’s about time for the inevitable demise of all those relationships thrown together real fast by people who can’t stand to be alone on Valentine’s Day! You’ve had a little over a month together and things have run. their. course.

You both know it. It’s just a question of which one of you will be the one to call it quits. Ladies, we’re gonna make this real easy for you with these breakup cards. Break things off with a touch of class (and, perhaps, a touch of ass) by hand-delivering the message. (Breakup sex is left up to your own discretion, naturally.)

To be honest, these cards are probably designed for girls who got dumped and want to send a message to an ex but we don’t think that’s as funny. Kinda weird, actually…

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