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Reader Ringer Tee

Reader Ringer Tee

Reading. Is. Sexy. Burn these words into your consciousness at every level. Consider what is traditionally thought of as sexy on a superficial level - boobs, butts, dicks and titties. It has been argued that our attraction to these things…

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How Not to Be a Dick

How Not to Be a Dick

It would be lovely to think we live in a world where nobody needs a book like this. You know, it's not like it's that difficult to be a decent person. Still, you probably manage to see at least one…

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Book of Games

Book of Games

Life is but a game. Or, rather, a series of games... interrupted by all-too-long periods of non-gaming moments. Work, school, sleep - where's the fun in that life without games?! Now, games can be a lot of different things to…

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Dragon Stuff

GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!

The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…

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Dad in Jail Childrens Book

Dad in Jail Childrens Book

It's so difficult to have conversations with children about some things. You've got to be able to talk to them... And then it's a whole conversation you're having... With questions... And more questions... Someone a long time ago figured out…

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Poems by Dogs

Poems by Dogs

Let's be real, if our four-legged friends were capable of creating high art, dogs would not be the ones writing poems. That would be feline territory. Cat condescension screams "I'm a misunderstood poet!" But also, if dogsĀ did write poems, it…

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Tacos Everyday

FOOD FAD: Tacos Everyday!

Forget about Taco Tuesday. No, this isn't about trying to change it to Taco Thursday... You're gonna have to think bigger than alliteration where we're going. In fact, go ahead and start doing whatever mental exercises you usually use do…

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Fact Book for Bathroom

Fact Book for Bathroom

Anyone who doesn't have an immediately interesting book in their bathroom wasn't raised properly. It's true. You get a half a generation deep into the existence of smartphones and everyone forgets what it's like to take a shit without the…

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Kurt Vonnegut Soap

Kurt Vonnegut Soap

Literary jokes are simultaneously the best and worst jokes. Books are for nerds. Everyone knows that. Therefore the puns are, you know, horrendous. Just truly awful stuff. The kind of jokes that make you feel like god might really exist…

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Flying Butterfly Bookmark

Flying Butterfly Bookmark

Take a look, it's in a book - flying butterflies! Okay, please nobody tell LeVar Burton we used some of his song. We actually didn't. It's a totally different melody. There's a pickup note. It's just some of the words…

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Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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Nobody Likes a Cockblock Book

Nobody Likes a Cockblock Book

Everybody's just trying to get their swerve on, you know? The last thing you want is to have some person keep the good times from rolling. This book explains that in terms that even a child could understand, although you…

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