It’s too late. You can’t unsee this.
It’s real, you saw it and now you can never go back to a time when this was a thing you didn’t know existed.
Well, that’s just how time works, you know. Things happen in a certain order and-
Oh! You meant why does this exist?
Yeah, no idea. Maybe Japan? They seem to really like tentacles over there. Like, way more than can possibly be considered normal, based on a few late night accidental Internet detours, all of which resulted in a “Clear Browsing Data” move….
If you’re tryin’ to get your tentacle hands on right now, each octopus finger is about 7″ long. These come one finger to an order! If you need a full, grabby monster hand, then you’ll have to order 5 units, etc.
Get weird! But remember, it’s important to discuss new directions in the bedroom with your partner ahead of time…
[If this post got you feeling brave then you should see if you can handle drunkMall’s Monsters Are Real Gift Guide – it’s scary cool!]