This. Is. Not. A. Toy. The only people who should even be considering this as a purchase are those of you with iron guts and Teflon assholes. You know, the kind of person that automatically orders the most extreme level…
Stress balls have mutated! Whatever strain of virus or plague this is, it does look pretty gnarly... Without pressure applied, it looks like an ordinary squeeze ball. Blue with a black honeycomb grid all around the surface. But when squeezed,…
Bake a fresh loaf of bread at home using your favorite beer! Making bread from scratch isn't that big of a deal. Just hardly anyone does it because you've got to go to the grocery store anyways and they've got…
When the final battle between the forces of Light and Darkness is done, you want your data to be as safe as the Iron Bank of Braavos, don't you? All men must die but all important files and documents must…
Let's get one thing straight: it's perfectly acceptable for one adult to give another adult a bottle of booze as a gift for any holiday. Barring any case-specific exceptions that would make it an inappropriate gift, there's not a damn…
What's this? Yet another Spice Girls related product on drunkMall this week? You know that's right! In the late 90s, when everything good that has ever happened was in the middle of happening, Polaroid teamed up with those Spiciest of…
Burger time just got a lot more comfy! It's honestly the greatest thing that leggings (okay, yoga pants) have become insanely popular in the past few years because, real talk, it's basically like walking around in public wearing pajamas. This…
Biggie was, is and always will be the definition of "fresh," so it only makes sense that he'd be made into a baller ass air freshener such as the one before you now. Hang this guy from the rearview of…
Wine Monkey! That funky monkey! A lot of us had a sock monkey when we were young children. The sock monkey makes a great companion for kids but we're all grown up now and that sock monkey's ready to party…
It's hard to believe we're still using so much paper on this planet. Like, fax machines are still in heavy use around the world. Think about that... Okay, okay - fax machines still make sense in some scenarios but staples?…
Absinthe tastes like goth girls. If you like that, you're gonna fucking love these lollipops. All that herbal flavor of the notorious green fairy condensed into a little round sucker! It's non-alcoholic, too. So feel free to enjoy this treat…
It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…