Futuristic Cyclops Sunglasses
Can everyone please start dressing like it’s the year 2016 already?!
The future is bunk.
The closest thing we have to flying cars is Uber surge pricing throwing our money out the window.
Hoverboards? More like “have I told you that I switched to vaping?” boards.
We don’t even have gyms that power themselves from all the energy being expended by the people working out inside! That one seems like a no-brainer, right?
Anyway, the least y’all could do is wear some crazy looking sunglasses.
Do it for drunkMall.