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Doctor Who Lava Lamp

Doctor Who Lava Lamp

Take a trip thru time! Back... back... to pretty much any point in history you'd like to visit, really. See, there's this thing called the TARDIS and it's both a time machine and a spacecraft. So you could jump into it…

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Pajama Picks

CLOTHES: Pajama Picks!

Fall is only a month away and you know what they say: time passes more quickly the older you get. Also the older you get, the more you want text "hey nevermind" to every plan you made that day and…

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3xLP Score from Westworld

3xLP Score from Westworld

Here's something for everyone who's watched the first season of Westworld four times already... It's so rare that a hyped TV show delivers on the hype and then some. Westworld nailed it. Like, perfectly. Did you know it's the most-watched…

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Dog Poop Bag Communicator

Dog Poop Bag Communicator

Beam up the dog poop, Scotty. Scotty... Come on, Scotty - beam up the dog poop! Scotty never beams up the dog poop, does he? Oh, if life could only be that simple. But no, this isn't a beloved science…

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Stranger Things Splatter Vinyl

Stranger Things Splatter Vinyl

We're only a couple of months away from new episodes of Stranger Things! That first season pretty much came out of nowhere, right? Just showed up on Netflix one day and they hadn't even figured out how to market it…

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See the 2017 Solar Eclipse

HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…

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Bill Murray Fan Art

BEST OF: Bill Murray Fan Art!

Bill Murray is the man. If anyone can be called a living legend, it is this man. Bill Murray has always been the coolest, from the very beginning. Somewhere in the '90s, hipsters acted like they discovered him, which is…

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Sweet Kicks

SHOES: Sweet Kicks!

Research suggests that many drunken online purchases include a pair of shoes or a shoe accessory. If that's what you people want, then here's whole post full of some epic kicks for you to rock this summer! We've also got…

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Guardians of the Galaxy-Themed Sex Toys

Guardians of the Galaxy-Themed Sex Toys

Oh, don't act surprised! You're not new to the Internet... You know Rule 34... If it's only a matter of time before any new and popular thing gets turned into porn, then it's only another year or two after that…

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Super Shower Shop

EXCLUSIVE: Super Shower Shop

For a lot of people taking a shower is the best part of their day. Whether you like the water steaming hot or as cold as it will go, stepping out of a shower so fresh and so clean - it's a…

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Sulu Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

Sulu Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

The final frontier of retro television merchandising may finally have been found! Finger puppets are thing. Fridge magnets are a thing. Wait for it - finger puppet fridge magnets are now a thing, whether anyone asked for it or not!…

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Marshmallow-Scented Ghostbusters Vinyl

Marshmallow-Scented Ghostbusters Vinyl

This is a very special edition vinyl release of some original Ghostbusters music! There's a lot going on in that picture because of all the stuff included so we'll work our way from the outside in to the record. The…

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