Beam up the dog poop, Scotty.
Come on, Scotty – beam up the dog poop!
Scotty never beams up the dog poop, does he?
Oh, if life could only be that simple. But no, this isn’t a beloved science fiction television series with teleportation technology. This is the real world and in the real world you have to pick up after your own dog when it takes a dump.
At least you can take a cool Star Trek tool with you on your mission!
There’s a plastic clip to easily attach it to your leach and the zipper pull is a rubber dangle with TO BOLDLY GO… printed on one side and the Star Trek logo on the other.
Bonus: you can pretend like you’re talking to someone if you need to pretend to be insane to avoid conversation with a stranger!