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Mini Fire Extinguisher

Mini Fire Extinguisher

  • Jun 26, 2017

Nobody's trying to get all public park cartoon bear infomercial on you about it but fire safety is legit important to successfully functioning as an adult in modern society. Do you even know what to do if a grease fire…

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Hoodie Travel Pillow

Hoodie Travel Pillow

  • Jun 25, 2017

Listen, we'll force hoodie season early. We don't care. Who cares? They've got light hoodies these days. You can get a hoodie made with light fabric, especially if you're gonna be spending the day in an airport. It's never a…

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Echo Dot Holder

Echo Dot Holder

  • Jun 22, 2017

It's weird because Disney opened Epcot all the way back in the 80s and that was supposed to be the head of the pack for smart homes and "living in the future" and all of that. Didn't really end up…

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GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

  • Jun 21, 2017

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over what hunting season it is looks a lot like drunkMall HQ getting excited about what sports season it is. Football season! Basketball season! Football season! Basketball- You get the idea... NBA draft is…

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Holographic Fanny Pack

Holographic Fanny Pack

  • Jun 21, 2017

Fanny packs have always been cool. Let's put that another way, fanny packs have never been "not cool" at any point in history. There's a lot of misinformation out there on this subject. You've no doubt seen disparaging remarks made…

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Ultimate Relaxation Hoodie

Ultimate Relaxation Hoodie

  • Jun 15, 2017

One thing in this crazy world is certain: if they ever build a Comfort Museum then they'll have to save a whole wing in it for hoodies. Do you have a favorite hoodie? Of course you do. Everyone does. Because…

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Flying Alarm Clock

Flying Alarm Clock

  • Jun 15, 2017

It's 2017 and nobody reading this should still be using a regular-ass alarm clock. For one thing, there isn't a single one of you who's never been late because you hit the snooze button of a regular alarm and went…

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ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

  • Jun 14, 2017

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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Retro Portable Radio & Speaker Dock

Retro Portable Radio & Speaker Dock

  • Jun 11, 2017

Catch some totally retro vibes the next time you hit the beach with this throwback docking station! Borrowing heavily from the design of classic portable radios like the ones your great-grandma and her friends used to pack in the back…

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Wide Angle Phone Cam Lens

Wide Angle Phone Cam Lens

  • Jun 10, 2017

It's a wide, wild world out there and if you want to capture more of it in your photos then you're gonna need the right lens! Yeah, yeah - you're not out here trying to drop major coin on a…

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Gourmet Panini Press

Gourmet Panini Press

  • Jun 09, 2017

Step up your sandwich game! Any fool can slap ingredients between two slices of bread and call it a sandy. But to create something truly magnificent, a food delivery system truly worth of John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich,…

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Cute Elephant Personal Water Tanks

Cute Elephant Personal Water Tanks

  • Jun 08, 2017

Having problems remembering to drink your 8 glasses of water a day? Elephants never forget! Listen, it's literally a meme at this point for people to tell you to drink more water but YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE DRINKING MORE WATER!…

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