Michelangelo’s sculpture, David, is unquestionably one of the greatest artistic achievements in human history.
It’s truly remarkable.
But, since we’re all stupid monkeys, all anyone ever talks about his the tiny penis on the statue. So David was a grower, not a shower. So what.
But, fine. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.
You’ve got to have a sense of humor about these things or else you could end up becoming a reclusive artist who spends your entire life becoming a great master of your chosen art form only to have every generation for the rest of history focus on really stupid aspects of your greatest works…
Whoa, we just blacked out a little bit….
Oh, look – that light switch plate makes the light switch look like it’s a giant penis on a statue!
Hah, hah… That’s funny!
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