Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

Nobody at drunkMall has ever used a bidet because we’re uncultured Americans but they seem… nice?

If nothing else, a stream of cold water up the backside, like it or not, would give more of a kick in the morning than a cup of coffee ever could! It looks like there’s a low and a high setting – so that seems adequate for five minutes or so of good, old-fashioned bathroom entertainment.

The kit says it includes everything you need to install the bidet attachment, which does not require electricity and does not rust.

What sorcery is this?

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