Cobra Kai Karate Championship T-Shirt

Yes, sensei!

You ever notice how sports movies made for kids always used to take some totally basic shit and act like it was a boss move when the hero did it? Like the triple deke in Mighty Ducks – what was that shit? At least they got it right with the knuckle puck in D2…

Karate Kid was by far the worst offender.

In real life, Daniel-san would have had his weak ass handed to him for telegraphing that crane kick at the end of the movie. Not to mention that Daniel was the bully the whole time!

Mercy is for the weak! The enemy deserves no mercy! Wear this in support of the true championship dojo, Cobra Kai.

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