2017 Dragon Sex Calendar

Who’s ready for 2017?

There’s been a lot of talk recently about how “bad” of a year this 2016 has been. Lots of famous people died, politics divided Americans in extreme ways and someone, somewhere, walked in on their parents having sex with each other.

For some reason, the people doing all this talking seem to believe that life/the world is organizing its events according to the system of time humans have developed and that maybe everything will get “better” next year.

News flash, there’s no going back.

This is the road we’re traveling, boys and girls!

If 2016 was a tag team ladder match inside a cage at Wrestlemania then 2017 is about to be a no-holds-barred street fight.

Celebrity deaths?

Start figuring out a way to make it all about you in your Facebook posts.

Politics?

ты говоришь на русском языке???

Parents having sex with each other?

Try dragons having sex with each other!

Roll in to 2017 with the only calendar that’s crazy enough to make all the shit that’s about to go down seem somewhat normal, Dragon Sex Calendar 2017!

Each month has a (very) graphic illustration of (at least) two dragons giving each other the scaly business like only some freaky deaky dragons can do!

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