We knew the idea of buying a set of bagpipes while drunk was hilarious before this website was even finished being built. In fact, the very idea of it is what made us want to start drunkMall in the first place. So it’s only fitting to include bagpipes in our first annual #BlackoutFriday Countdown!
Bagpipes are the perfect storm of drunk online shopping. In our opinion, it’s the single funniest thing a person could get drunk and buy off of the Internet. There is no justifiable reason to own a set of bagpipes other than them being a drunk online purchase.
Think about it. Bagpipes sound horrible in the hands of an accomplished player. They sound even worse when it’s a drunk neighbor who’s never had a lesson playing them at 3am.
Now, there are two kinds of people in this world:
- People who have that neighbor.
- People who are that neighbor.
It’s time to make a decision.