These flasks are a creative solution for your drinking problems!
Not, like, “I should stop drinking” type of drinking problem but more like “I want to drink alcohol at this event where alcohol is really expensive and I’m not rich” problems and even your garden variety “drinking alcohol seems like it would be frowned upon in this social situation, yet I desire to drink alcohol” problems.
These flasks are a creative solution for those kind of drinking problems.
A hairbrush, an umbrella, a set of binoculars – these are common items one may have on their person at any given time. Thus, flasks that look exactly like these common items are a discreet way to transport beverages.
Just remember not to break any laws of any kind ever. That would be wrong and drunkMall would be very disappointed in you.