Rose Gold Bracelet Flask
You can feel like the fanciest booze smuggler ever with this flask! What looks like a rose gold chunky bracelet is in fact a secret vessel for storing and transporting the beverage of your choice. Let's be honest, 90% of…
EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear
Underwear are fun. That's simply a fact. But the "fun" in "funderwear" means functional today! Skivvies, panties, pants, underpants - whatever you call your underthings, they serve a purpose. That's why you wear them. drunkMall is all about taking it to…
Discreet Flasks
These flasks are a creative solution for your drinking problems! Not, like, "I should stop drinking" type of drinking problem but more like "I want to drink alcohol at this event where alcohol is really expensive and I'm not rich"…
EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day
It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…
EXCLUSIVE: New Beers Resolutions
This one's for everybody who made a realistic resolution for 2017. Take all that "new mind, new body, new you" hooey and stuff it, okay, folks? Everybody knows the stats on how busy gyms are in February compared to January and…
EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post
Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…
Santa Hat with Hidden Flask
Now that's Christmas spirits! Everyone remembers that Santa's Stocking flask that went viral last year, sold out everywhere and then you couldn't get it for less than $80 anywhere online, right? Okay, well this hat could be this year's that.…
EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale
Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…
Krampus Flask
Get into the spirit of the season with some help from a good flask! What season, you ask? Uh, well, any season really... Fall/winter is insane with the marketing bullshit. As soon as it's Fall, assholes like us start trying…
EXCLUSIVE: Wine Not
Here's an all-new post featuring some of the best gadgets and glasses and knickknacks for wine drinkers! This site is called drunkMall and we do our best not to treat drinkers of various spirits equally. (Except you Jäger drinkers. You're…
Miniature Disposable Flasks
This kit lets you create your own airtight pouches of booze! Any adult drinker who travels regularly knows all about the "airplane bottles" of liquor. You're allowed to bring them through security and you're allowed to drink them on the…
Bourbon Flask
A standard flask doesn't really hold that much alcohol so you'd better make it count and fill it up with the good stuff! This flask has a 6oz. capacity, which is around 4 "official" shots of booze. Not a whole…