One of the most amazing epiphanies in life is the one that happens immediately following the realization that you are an adult, which is that adults are all full of shit and have been lying to you the entire time you’ve been alive.
First it’s the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.
Then comes a bunch of bullshit about candy being bad for your teeth and leading to cavities.
Turns out, you can’t just lump all the candy in the world together under an umbrella and call it “bad” anymore because right here are some suckers that actually work against cavity forming processes already happening in your mouth!
With a delicious berry flavor, you can now satisfy those sweet tooth cravings in a way that’s beneficial to your dental health.
It’s a candy lover’s dream come true!
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