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Krispy Kreme Jelly Beans

Krispy Kreme Jelly Beans

Maybe you can resist doughnuts in the name of ab muscles or a smaller butt. Perhaps jelly beans have long been filed away in your mental cabinet of Bad Things for Bad People I'm So Bad if I Eat These…

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Pancake Jelly Beans

Pancake Jelly Beans

Pancakes are everything. Everything you need to know is right there in the word: pan cakes. Cakes made in a pan. And not only are you allowed to eat them for breakfast but it's actually considered extremely normal, sometimes even…

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Automatic Candy Dispenser

Automatic Candy Dispenser

You gotta be about that snack life to get through the day. Time has a way of slipping away and if you're the kind of person who's able to become interested in things (pretty awesome life skill) then you know…

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Galactic Lollipops

Galactic Lollipops

  Ever wanted to pop a whole galaxy in your mouth before? Probably not, unless you attended that screening of Men in Black on the second day of Burning Man while tripping your ass off on some stuff that doesn't…

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Candy Sushi

Candy Sushi

People always make a big deal about how much your sense of smell impacts the way food tastes, right? But what about the other senses? Like, the way food looks is pretty important, you know. Presentation, they call it. And…

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Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat

Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat

Nobody ever said life was fair and if they did then you know that person was a liar and not to be trusted. Because life is absolutely 100% not fair. There are plenty of examples you could use to illustrate…

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Gummy Heart

Gummy Heart

Alright, here's a little something for everyone who watched the first season of Game of Thrones and thought, "Psh, that Khaleesi ain't nothing special. I could eat a horse heart if a had to do it..." Time to put your…

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Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

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Fireworks Oreos

Fireworks Oreos

Did somebody call an Oreo executive a basic bitch or something? Everyone's fave sandwich cookie company is acting like they've got something to prove lately with all the crazy flavors they've been rolling out. This time it isn't even a…

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2 Pounds of Chupa Chups

2 Pounds of Chupa Chups

Chupa Chups are easily the best tasting suckers to have ever been made. If you've never had one, just share this post to your social media of choice and ask your friends if they have an opinion on this. You'll…

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Dippin Dots Fizzy Candy

Dippin Dots Fizzy Candy

Don't freak out. You haven't entered an alternate timeline. They still spell it Berenstain Bears and Dippin' Dots is still the ice cream of the future. It's just that Dippin' Dots is now this, also. What "this" is happens to be an…

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Sriracha Gumballs

Sriracha Gumballs

Holy hot gumballs, Batman! Proving yet again that sriracha is closer to a literal religion than it is to an ordinary hot sauce, here we have gumballs packing the immediately recognizable flavor of everyone's favorite red chile sauce. The packaging is…

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