Energy drinks suck.
Face it, XBOX warrior. They suck.
Energy drinks taste bad. Energy drinks make you burp and the burps smell bad for all the same reasons the drinks taste bad.
And also, drinking energy drinks supports energy drink commercials. We can all agree that’s bad for humanity, right?
So let’s agree that looking for the next move after energy drinks is something we should be doing. And maybe this is that next move?
Is it a vape pen?
We’ll forgive you for asking that but don’t let it happen again.
No, it’s not a vape pen.
It’s an “aeroshot.”
Think of it like an asthma inhaler.
Except instead of causing you to get your ass kicked on a playground, this little tube dispenses a green apple flavored spritz of energy supplements!