Welcome to the future!
It’s a weirdly named, generic-looking brick of “food stuff” separated in to two bars of totally edible and chocolate flavored nutritional balanced food material!
If you assumed this product comes from Australia because of the name, you’d be wrong, mate!
These things come straight from Japan, so you can be sure that they spent time doing their research and coming out with a streamlined product that does exactly what it’s supposed to do, which is fill your tummy with a balanced food block of chocolate flavored calories!
(In fact, we turned this up while researching our gift guide on Japanese Candy. It obviously didn’t fit that theme, so we saved it for later, which is exactly what you can do with the second bar of your CalorieMate if it’s just too many calories for you to take in at once!)