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Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites

Don't worry - it's egg free! Finding a guilt-free snack is no easy task, especially these days when every 2 months there's some new study claiming to have found a link between Common Food A and Greatly Feared Disease or…

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Moonshine Jelly

Moonshine Jelly

Mmm-mmm-moonshine! It tastes so damn good, sometimes you just wanna have some for breakfast. You know, get your day started off right with a big mouthful of white lightning? That's the good stuff! Unfortunately, behavior such as that can result…

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Automatic Candy Dispenser

Automatic Candy Dispenser

You gotta be about that snack life to get through the day. Time has a way of slipping away and if you're the kind of person who's able to become interested in things (pretty awesome life skill) then you know…

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Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Hot damn! You like your meat spicy? Here's hoping you like your meat spicy, folks, because this. meat. is. spicy! Do you know what spontaneous combustion is? That's when a person is just sitting around, minding their own damn business,…

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Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat

Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat

Nobody ever said life was fair and if they did then you know that person was a liar and not to be trusted. Because life is absolutely 100% not fair. There are plenty of examples you could use to illustrate…

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Gourmet Panini Press

Gourmet Panini Press

Step up your sandwich game! Any fool can slap ingredients between two slices of bread and call it a sandy. But to create something truly magnificent, a food delivery system truly worth of John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich,…

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Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

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Bag It Up

GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…

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Fireworks Oreos

Fireworks Oreos

Did somebody call an Oreo executive a basic bitch or something? Everyone's fave sandwich cookie company is acting like they've got something to prove lately with all the crazy flavors they've been rolling out. This time it isn't even a…

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Slutty Cereals

Slutty Cereals

Start off your day the freaky way with some kinked out breakfast cereal! It's not an ad agency mockup. It's not a joke. These cereals are the real deal, available for purchase and enjoyment right now! Unless you grew up…

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Butterbeer Ice Cream

Butterbeer Ice Cream

The wizarding world has transported¬†a delicious frozen treat into the realm of muggles! You know how every person who read all the Harry Potter books will tell you that the books were better than the movies? (Yeah, we get it.…

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Baconfest 2017

EXCLUSIVE: Baconfest 2017

This post is not safe for vegetarians! You probably already figured that out, though, based on the big closeup photo of crispy pork strips. Today it's all about the culmination of all exploration into the meat arts: bacon! Homer Simpson…

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