You may ask, “Why have you posted a telescope on drunkMall?”
Let us remind you that this is a website for people who like to shop when they’ve been drinking. None of this has to make any sense. For instance, we hear that telescopes look better in photographs if there’s a Gary Busey poster on the wall in the background.
But telescopes are great! Most kids want a telescope at some point in their childhood and most of them probably don’t ever get to have one. We’re all about fulfilling childhood dreams long after the fact. That is why we’re posting a telescope.
As far as telescopes go, this looks like a telescope-y one.[Lovers of the cosmos are encouraged to visit drunkMall’s Out of This World gift guide!]