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Egg Cuber

Egg Cuber

Are you sick and tired of eggs with an oblong shape?

Join the club!

Round eggs are just so stupid looking and… round… and shit…

It’s not right and it’s not fair.

Aside from potential ethical concerns, it’s apparently super difficult to genetically modify chickens to have square buttholes. Plus nobody seems sure if that would even result in the laying of square eggs or not. (Yeah, who knows what these scientists spend all day doing if they can’t even answer simple questions like this.)


Here’s the solution we found for getting your eggs into a cube shape – an egg cuber!

Just hard boil an egg, put it in the cuber and throw it in the fridge to cool into a cubed shape. No more eggs rolling around all willy nilly! No more stupid round eggs!

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