Not all men are pigs – but they can be if they would like!
All you gotta do is strap your junk into this piggy thong and you could be well on your way to makin’ bacon alllll the way home!
Or you could take your little piggy to market. But that’s almost definitely illegal unless you live in Nevada, so make sure to check the legality before taking your piggy to market.
Also, you can get these thongs in many other designs. Like, there are over 20 options with these things, way too many to list here.
We like the pig one though because it’s cute and because of the whole “men are pigs” thing. It’s just a dumb stereotype but it’s certainly funny and worth playing into for a little bit of playtime in the bedroom, you know?
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