If you’ve never had some Tang then you don’t know what you’re missing!
Tang is amazing.
Tang is so good that some people get some Tang for the first time and then that’s all they can think about from that moment forward. Tang, Tang, Tang. Tang on the Brain, they call it.
Our grandparents loved Tang. Teenagers love Tang. Even astronauts made sure to take some Tang with them before leaving the planet. You don’t want to be floating around in outer space without any Tang! No, sir!
You can acquire Tang in many places. Most grocery stores will sell you some Tang, believe it or not. So it should come as no surprise to learn that you can also order as much Tang as you want from The Internet whenever you feel like!