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Hunky Jewelry Holder

Hunky Jewelry Holder

Sometimes you just need a big, strong man in your life to hold up your jewelry... with his dick. Or, actually, it doesn't have to be about "need." It can be entirely about "want." And it doesn't have to be…

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Cool Calendars

2018: Cool Calendars!

Alright, people, you know the drill! One after another, the years keep on coming. Time flies, who can keep track of the years, etc., etc. That's what calendars are for, you know. Here's the problem, though. Every year ends with…

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Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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Pig Thong

Pig Thong

Not all men are pigs - but they can be if they would like! All you gotta do is strap your junk into this piggy thong and you could be well on your way to makin' bacon alllll the way home!…

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Package Pouches

Package Pouches

It's not a proper present unless it's been gift wrapped, fellas. Remember that. You can put in the work on those ab muscles, manscape* the mainstage for curtain call and plan the reveal down to the smallest details - but in…

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Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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Japanese Erotica Coloring Book

Japanese Erotica Coloring Book

Get some sexy inspiration from coloring time with the Japanese Erotica coloring book! There's a rich history of erotica in Japanese painting and this coloring book takes its cues from that tradition. Grab some crayons, maybe grab a coloring partner and…

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Reindeer Mankini

Reindeer Mankini

Hey, fellas... Any of you out here trying to freeze your ass (and damn near everything else off) this Christmas season? Say no more. Let Rudolph deliver that last gift in this stylish mankini! The mankini is what the speedo-into-suspenders…

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Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book

Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book

Okay, so, you know how you'll go to the coffee shop sometimes and there'll be a guy there, sitting by himself and reading a book and you can't decide if he's got an audition coming up for a part where…

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Easy Back Shaver

Easy Back Shaver

Manscapers rejoice! It's really never been easy for dudes to keep their backs clean-shaven. Especially for single guys because of the obvious "reach" problem but even for a man in a relationship. Asking your significant other - whom, ideally, you'd…

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Sexy Merman Ornament

Sexy Merman Ornament

Hey, sailor! You have to go on the dark web to buy a real merman online, so the best we can do for you is this sexy sea captain merman ornament. If there was a version of The Village People…

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2017 Daily Hunk Calendar

2017 Daily Hunk Calendar

It's always time to look at a beautiful male body when you've got The Daily Hunk 2017 calendar! Time... It's the only thing worse than relatives, as Alfred Weinsten would say. Time flies when you're having fun but most of…

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