Vomiting Swan Faucet

It’s always hilarious when you go over to someone’s house and see something like this. You never really know if the homeowner is aware that they have a sink setup that looks like a swan just throwing the fuck up into a basin. And, of course, it would be rude to ask…

But what’s even more fun than that is being a homeowner who is fully aware that your bathroom sink looks like a puking swan and pretending that you don’t know!

When your guests inevitably ask where the bathroom is, you simply give them directions and wait for them to come back. If you’ve got a good poker face, you’ll get to sit there and enjoy the display of them trying to pretend they didn’t just spend a solid two minutes being confused by the vomiting swan faucet in your bathroom!

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