If all art was of this quality then maybe people would care about art? You know, like, while the artists who make it are alive, instead of waiting for them to overdose or get murdered or be dead some other way for hundreds of years before deciding what they created has value.
This is art.
Who wouldn’t want an actual oil painting of a great white shark hanging somewhere in their home or office? It’s such a power piece. There are probably several Wall Street executives who didn’t even need to read any of these words and scrolled straight to the link button to place their orders!
That sucks for them because this painting probably isn’t as big as they think. It’s a pretty little dude – 8 inches by 10 inches – but what it lacks in stature it makes up for in pure savagery!