Potty-Mouthed Gift Cards
Getting cards with presents always seems kind of lame.
Like, if the gift was cool, it really wouldn’t need a card, would it?
The exception being these cards, which take the trite phrases found on most notecards and insert some choice expletives into the mix. If it happens to be a birthday, make sure to get the most amazing candle we’ve ever seen!
Let loved ones know they are, indeed, the shit!