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All-Purpose Desk Organizer

All-Purpose Desk Organizer

Clutter is evil and must be banished from the workplace. It is a worthy adversary, however. The strength of messiness is in its method and its patience. See, clutter does not attack in large numbers. No, that would be much…

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Wizard of Oz Sticky Notes

Wizard of Oz Sticky Notes

So it happened again. You got all the way home from the store before remembering that you forgot to pick up a heart... or a brain... or courage... Whatever you forgot, the only way to get it now is to…

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Post-It Holding Cat

Post-It Holding Cat

First of all, the words "cat" and "helpful" really don't belong in the same sentence but cut us some slack, here. Cats are the opposite of helpful. That's not why we love them. We love them because they don't seem…

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5 Pounds of Misprinted Pens

5 Pounds of Misprinted Pens

When was the last time you needed a pen and couldn't find one? If you're like us, it's happened to you at least once since you started reading this sentence. Where the fuck are all the pens?!? People steal pens.…

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Passport to the Unconscious

Passport to the Unconscious

Did you know that there are people who think they don't have dreams? They think they lay down every night and close there eyes and just... lay there... Of course we know that's not true, don't we? Everyone dreams, every…

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Father's Day 2017

GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017

It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…

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Ramen Notes

Ramen Notes

Wow, it's like everything you really need in life comes in orange boxes with the word "RAMEN" written somewhere on them... Everybody's reached in a cabinet for a package like this full of noodle bricks. It's a pretty necessary aspect of growing…

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NES Controller Notebook

NES Controller Notebook

Here's a cheat code for life: own a notebook. Studies have shown that physically writing something down (rather than typing it) leads to people being more likely to remember what was written down and being quicker to locate the specific note in question if a refresher…

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Fortune Teller Pen

Fortune Teller Pen

It's basically a scientific fact that making your own decisions is the worst. 90% of what sucks about being an adult is having to make all your own decisions. Like, when was the last time someone came up to you…

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Rainbow Pencils

Rainbow Pencils

There's nothing quite like using a real pencil. Whether you're writing or drawing, the process is the same: a thought that exists in your mind is moved through your body and into your hand, where pressing pencil to paper allows…

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Mechanical Keyboard

Mechanical Keyboard

Writing things in 2017 almost never sounds as cool as it should. Really it almost never sounds like anything at all when you write something now because most of our writing is done on touchscreens or using keyboards that make the…

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Super Shower Shop

EXCLUSIVE: Super Shower Shop

For a lot of people taking a shower is the best part of their day. Whether you like the water steaming hot or as cold as it will go, stepping out of a shower so fresh and so clean - it's a…

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