It’s basically a scientific fact that making your own decisions is the worst.
90% of what sucks about being an adult is having to make all your own decisions. Like, when was the last time someone came up to you and said, “Hey, it’s time for you to eat. Come eat this food that I made for you for free without you asking me to make it because I knew that you would need to eat right now.”
Being an adult is stupid and it’s stupid because of you have to be responsible for yourself.
…. or DO you?
Now, before we get to the pen, you should be aware that there isn’t a court of law on the planet where “the pen told me to do it” will get you out of whatever trouble you’ve gotten yourself into…
That being said, this pen is here to tell you what to do. Ask it a yes or no question and see what it has to say!