Fortune Teller Pen
It's basically a scientific fact that making your own decisions is the worst. 90% of what sucks about being an adult is having to make all your own decisions. Like, when was the last time someone came up to you…
Palm Reader Jewelry Stand
You don't have to be a psychic to own this palm reader jewelry stand! In fact, this is maybe the only jewelry stand in the solar system that can actually teach you how to read palms! See, those little symbols…
Baphomet Statue
Don't freak out. We're not trying to convert you to some pagan religion right now or anything. It's just a statue of Baphomet. You know, goth stuff! Everyone should go through a goth phase at least once in their life.…
Graveyard Sex Statue
Dem bones, dem bones, dem SEX bones! Here's one for the pervy goth crowd. Maybe you really did lose your virginity in a graveyard but hopefully you didn't get boned by an actual skeleton like the girl in this statue.…
EXCLUSIVE: Killer Halloween Costumes
This ain't the year to dress up as a clown for Halloween, okay? Grabbing a cheap makeup kit and making yourself look like busted ass ICP fan might have been good enough to get you in to the costume party…
Alejandro Jodorowsky Miniature Backpack
Whenever we get around to making a list of products that literally nobody asked for, you can bet money that this will be on that list. For anyone who doesn't know who Alejandro Jodorowsky is, congratulations on deciding not to…
EXCLUSIVE: Pinstravaganza!
There's something of a pin renaissance happening right now and it's totally rad! For creative people out here hoping to make a buck off their work, it's all about getting your work seen. What better way to do that than…
EXCLUSIVE: Disturbing and Creepy Works of Art for Sophisticated People
Some say you can tell how good a painting is by how long museum-goers spend looking at it while pretending to think deeply about important stuff. It takes hours (and sometimes days) to see everything in a major art museum, so at a…
Starry Nightmare Before Christmas Pillow Cover
Someone get Tim Burton on the phone and tell him we've got a project that's better than anything he's done in years. It's a reboot of The Nightmare Before Christmas but set in the universe of Van Gogh's famed Starry…
Leather-Bound Dragon Journal
Despite what the movies would have us believe, you don't have to know hundreds of magic spells or the hidden location of ancient buried treasure to jot things down in a sick leather-bound journal with mystical creatures on the cover. Ask…
Cthulhu Monopoly
It's safe to say that H.P. Lovecraft never imagined that anything he ever wrote in his life would be turned in to one of the most popular board games in history. Thankfully, the limits of Lovecraft's imagination (as far out…
Guacamole Tarot Beach Towel
If there was a deck of Tarot cards that just told you what food you should eat that day, wouldn't that be amazing? There isn't one. (At least, not yet. A ton of #wantrepreneurs read drunkMall though, so maybe there…