Dem bones, dem bones, dem SEX bones!
Here’s one for the pervy goth crowd.
Maybe you really did lose your virginity in a graveyard but hopefully you didn’t get boned by an actual skeleton like the girl in this statue. (They probably have to make it a live woman having sex with a skeleton because if it was just two skeletons then you wouldn’t be able to tell what was going on? Or maybe boobs are just cool to look at. It’s probably the boobs thing.)
That girl kinda has a Nancy Sinatra thing going on, by the way. Check out those knee boots!
Your next pagan orgy really needs this statue to bring the room together. You can put it in the middle of the snake table between the potato chips and the bean dip!
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