Okay, okay. No, it’s fine. We can totally sell you on this thing.
It looks ridiculous at first. Like, what the hell is that thing, right?
So that’s exactly why you need it.
Think about it.
How often do you find yourself looking for your sunglasses or reading glasses or whatever glasses? If you’re like most people, it’s probably more time than you’d like to spend feeling like an early onset Alzheimer’s patient while searching for a thing you could swear you had just 5 minutes ago.
Okay, so with this crazy looking glasses holder statue thing in your house, that shouldn’t be a problem at all.
“Where are my glasses? Oh, that’s right. I bought an insanely weird wooden sculpture thing to put them on and I’ll never ever be able to forget that I spent money on that, so that’s obviously where my glasses are right now.”