The problem with tables is that they aren’t blankets and the problem with blankets is that they aren’t tables.
You’re cozy and warm underneath a blanket…
Where you gonna set that bowl of oatmeal?
Okay, so you take a blanket with you to a table for warmth and now you’re spending the next 15 minutes of your life trying to figure out how to mummy wrap yourself into a mermaid tale type thing and not let the heat out….
It’s just all so unnecessary, especially when the Japanese figured out the solution to the problem a long time ago.
A kotatsu is basically a low table with futon bedding extending from all the sides. You chill out under that nice, thick blanket and have an actual table surface right there for reading, writing, eating, drinking or using a computer!
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