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Monster House Slippers

Monster House Slippers

Everyone says their favorite season is fall. That's because everyone who talks about their favorite season is inherently social enough to be talking about their favorite season. If you get that question in front of everyone then you'll find that…

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Beer Buddies

SUMMER: Beer Buddies!

Please say you have a drawer in your house full of koozies? At least let us believe that much of the American dream is alive in your home... You never really need a reason to bust out a good koozie…

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Japanese I Don't Care Sweater

Japanese I Don’t Care Sweater

There are only so many ways in the English language that you can try to make people understand that you truly do not give a shit. Sometimes you've got to reach outside your own culture and borrow from another in…

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Fire Skull

Fire Skull

ATTN: all aspiring supervillains! This imitation human skull is made from lava rock granules and ceramic materials that have been steel reinforced to withstand extreme temperatures, such as those found in a beautiful gas fireplace or fire pit! Place one…

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Geometric Sweatshirt

Geometric Sweatshirt

Most geometry teachers are boring as fuck. But most geometry teachers have never smoked DMT in the living room of a drug dealer binge-watching Neil deGrasse Tyson's┬áCosmos series on Netflix. We're not advocating the use of illegal drugs, here. If…

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Columbo Sweater

Columbo Sweater

Forget Sherlock Holmes. (Sorry, tumblr.) Columbo is the greatest detective in fiction. Rather than walk around showing off a superhuman intellect and┬átalent for deductive reason, right there for everyone to see, Columbo always kept it close to the vest. And…

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Monsters Are Real

EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…

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Easy Snow Removal System

Easy Snow Removal System

Small fortunes have been made off of how precarious and sketchy a task it can be to remove snow from the roof of a house. There's probably a shelf in the America's Funniest Home Videos vault somewhere dedicated exclusively to…

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Face Blanket

GIVEAWAY: Face Blanket

There are certain times in life when the world needs to forget about your face for a while. For those times, there is now: Face Blanket! Face Blanket drapes over your head and completely obscures your face from the world,…

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Howbow Dah Girl Sweater

Howbow Dah Girl Sweater

Cash yourself without a dope sweater to wear in cold winter weather? Howbow no! This ill-mannered, bad tempered young lady has gone viral around the world for the sullen attitude and honestly really weird way of speaking that she put…

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Hot Chocolate on a Stick

Hot Chocolate on a Stick

The name of this product tells you everything you need to know about it. But necessity rarely seems to determine how much people talk, so let's plow through an entire post worth of finding ways to tell you information you…

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Chill Blanket

Chill Blanket

Curl up on the couch for a long night of enjoying content under a super comfortable and trendy blanket! This is one blanket that's good for being used while enjoying all types and manner of content. Streaming content, dank meme…

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