Okay, so everyone knows that bachelorette parties are pretty much the most insane and debauchery-filled events that take place in modern society, right? If you don’t know, we could tell you some mind blowing stories…
Basically, if you see a bachelorette party coming your way – actually, you’ll probably hear it before you see it – if you hear a bachelorette party coming your way, just leave. Pay your tab and get the hell out of the way because a human tornado of screaming and fake dicks like you wouldn’t believe is headed straight for you.
Take this game for example.
We all know Pin the Tail on the Donkey. This is like that except it’s a bunch of crazy cartoon cocks being pinned on a poster of a muscle-bound dude.
Oh, and don’t worry about the blindfold. The game comes with one. It has a dick on it, too, obviously.
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