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Marshmallow Blaster

Marshmallow Blaster

Times sure have changed! Back in the day, if you wanted to get a marshmallow from Point A to Point B with any sort of velocity, you used to have to throw it.

While researching this item, we came across all sorts of ‘mallow weaponry we never knew existed – shotguns, slingshots, crossbows… It’s a gelatinous war zone out there, people!

The blaster is a simple enough concept: take a big marshmallow, load it into the blaster and shoot it out the end! If you can’t get the hang of it, you probably just need some inspiration from a badass Gary Busey poster.

But really, it’s so easy, a kid could do it.

[Looking for more fun with guns? Scope out drunkMall’s Guns o’ Fun gift guide!]

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